Wetware Social Club Adjustable Dad Hat

$35.00

The design: front embroidery: Wetware Social Club, back embroidery: NI inside

The idea: Software runs the digital. Hardware builds the machine. Wetware is simply the biological computing power of the human brain—the original, un-cloned platform.

While the internet is flooded with AI, we prefer to stick to the source code: NI (Natural Intelligence).

Composition: 100% premium chino cotton twill

Architecture: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design

Details: 6 embroidered ventilation eyelets / 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown

Size: For adults, one size fits most.

Hardware: Adjustable strap with an antique finish metal buckle

Origin: Blank component sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, custom embroidered on demand.

Safety: Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% hazardous substances.

Quality & Returns Each item is custom made on demand. We will fully replace or refund any manufacturing defect, but due to the bespoke nature of production, we cannot accept general returns or sizing exchanges.